Reply by: team FMFO      Posted: 8/12/2012 7:10:57 AM     Points: 1425    

your first mistake was letting her tell you what to do . you should have sold HER and kept the boat man !!! :)
fins up.

 Reply by: BCIII      Posted: 8/12/2012 8:41:40 AM     Points: 2585    

Divorce is the only option. Lol

 Reply by: Flyfisher05      Posted: 8/12/2012 5:41:58 PM     Points: 2    

can't help you fish Spinney I don't have a boat but rest assured you are not the only one in the "boat" enjoy the link [log in for link]

 Reply by: rebelsportsmanl      Posted: 8/13/2012 8:59:47 PM     Points: 555    

i hope you get to go fishing one more time in your life. when you let everyone know you sold your boat because a girlfriend told you to, they should be afraid to take you. what if she finds out they took you and goes nuts again. she could start harrassing them to sell their boat.

 Reply by: skb2706      Posted: 8/13/2012 9:07:59 PM     Points: 20    

Your balls must have been checked at the door.

 Reply by: Dragracer      Posted: 8/13/2012 9:28:34 PM     Points: 54    

I have had my boat for 28 years, my wife for 10...check your girlfriends purse for your sack..you may need it sometime......if she made me choose from her or the boat, I would miss her very much, but still be fishing

 Reply by: ZZZ      Posted: 8/13/2012 10:21:20 PM     Points: 1124    

Does she make you hold her purse for her when she makes you go shopping with her too?

Sorry for bustin on you but really??? she MADE you sell your boat, and you actually did it? Sad man, just sad.

Tight Lines...zzz

 Reply by: catchn      Posted: 8/13/2012 10:37:05 PM     Points: 215    

LOL in my experience the ones that talk tuff are usually the most whipped. Happy wife is happy life! Luckily for me when I start to get grumpy my wife says "geez, you better go fishin"

If you can lower yourself to be on a little coleman crawdad with only a 30lb TM, I'd be happy to get out with you sometime. Hit me up goering1@hotmail.com. It does have nice comfy bass boat seats and last time I went we boated about a dozen trout-20" and several hammer handles even though I didn't target them much.

Oh and if you mind beer drinking, cussing/swearing and smoking on the boat it's not gonna work out.

 Reply by: team FMFO      Posted: 8/14/2012 7:18:04 AM     Points: 1425    

OMG......... LMFAO !!!
that is some funny and TRUE stuff there.
fins up.

 Reply by: Coloradomrg      Posted: 8/14/2012 7:52:29 AM     Points: 2808    

Happy wife, happy life...

Good thing my wife thinks the same thing about happy husband! I spend enough on fishing and my boat to feed a small country every year, and she spends enough on clothes to do the same haha

 Reply by: kicker      Posted: 8/14/2012 8:31:20 AM     Points: 106    

What about happy husband happy life. Tired of hearing the other one. If I have to live by that one I don't need her.

I wear the pants in this house, believe it or not.

I do compromise though.

 Reply by: IceFishingFool      Posted: 8/14/2012 9:05:07 AM     Points: 4733    

I AM THE BOSS, and I have Janices permission to say so !

 Reply by: skb2706      Posted: 8/14/2012 9:34:01 AM     Points: 20    

My wife fly fishes and spends just as much time in the water as I do. We both wear pants/waders in our house hold.

 Reply by: camo man      Posted: 8/14/2012 2:41:20 PM     Points: 12    

Suggestion: Get a float tube-

Loop holes bro!!

 Reply by: SgtPreston      Posted: 8/14/2012 3:09:53 PM     Points: 190    

Dude just wanted to go fishin!!!!!!

 Reply by: setzdahook      Posted: 8/14/2012 9:46:22 PM     Points: 32    

I just lost my rod, not my sac. But hey, I got it back so can play with them both now. Perhaps someone or even you will find yours. Mine was sticking straight up, out of the water, proud and free.

 Reply by: Odie58      Posted: 8/15/2012 11:24:39 AM     Points: 5    

Thanks boys. Lol! Looks like I need to find a new forum and a good doc to reattach my testicles. Not sure if i wanna show my face round here again hahaha. Went up last wknd from the belly n did good w/ mosquito pattern although no pike. Just a few short strikes n follows on a blk & chartreuse streamer. Love this lake, if any of you are willing to be seen in public w/ me would still love to troll up sm biguns. - Odie

 Reply by: Odie58      Posted: 8/15/2012 11:37:49 AM     Points: 5    

P.m.s. Catchn ur a gr8 man! Thank you for feeln my pain. I will be in contact with u soon.

 Reply by: JKaboom      Posted: 8/15/2012 11:56:34 AM     Points: 938    

Good luck to you :) At least you had a boat for a time I hope to get one someday but then I need the truck/suv as well. Boating in CO gets dam expensive not like MI where it is just standard.

 Reply by: nightangler      Posted: 8/15/2012 12:08:54 PM     Points: 1778    

I have to agree with Jkaboom - at least you had a boat for a while. I am still land locked myself so I guess your new phrase should be "better to have owned and boated than to never have boated at all".

 Reply by: Coorsman      Posted: 8/15/2012 3:09:04 PM     Points: 89    

Couldnt agree more seeing as I have never owned a boat.

 Reply by: bigmack      Posted: 8/15/2012 5:44:29 PM     Points: 48    

Funny stuff!!!

 Reply by: flash21      Posted: 8/15/2012 7:15:08 PM     Points: 459    

go stealth..!! go in halves with a buddy ,...put the boat in his name ,....go nite fishing when shes asleep.... if you get caught..... get help.... therapy.... again ... nite fishing.... theres always a solution to a problem.... thats what we're here for.

 Reply by: Djfan      Posted: 8/15/2012 9:22:30 PM     Points: 670    

I thank you for the lesson we all just had on what to never post on a message forum. Enjoy the gardening lessons at the YMCA this year.

j/k

 Reply by: Ajax5240      Posted: 8/16/2012 10:22:11 AM     Points: 154    

Odie, Glad to see you are a good sport on all the ball bustin!

 Reply by: dish      Posted: 8/16/2012 10:36:14 AM     Points: 0    

You sir have a lot of work to do, to get ur man card back... she better be super hot...

 Reply by: IndieCon      Posted: 8/16/2012 11:37:12 AM     Points: 242    

If Helen of Troy's face caused the launch of a thousand ships, perhaps Odie58's girl has looks that are so compelling that you'd do the same thing were you in his shoes.

Wonder if he'll post her pic.

 Reply by: Odie58      Posted: 8/17/2012 1:03:29 AM     Points: 5    

Post a pic... Lol